A cartoon tower defense game for one thumb. Put tomato throwers, paint bombers and drum bands along the road and send the Grey Guard home. Every wave you hold brings the colour back. Or switch sides and keep the street boring.
Both sides use the same numbers for every unit and wave, so neither is easier. Only the looks, the jokes and the colour of the street change.
The Grey Guard marches from Marshal Gloom's gates toward your square. Hold the road with harmless tools and every wave you stop paints the city brighter.
You are Marshal Gloom's Chief of Order. The People march from the square to the Ministry gates with banners and bands; bore them home for a nap before they get there.
Win a district to open the next, plus a Hard mode for it with its own three stars.
One winding road to the square. Learn the ropes.
10 waves
Two gates, two roads that merge, and a stone bridge.
12 waves
The road splits around a lake, and Sprinters slip past your hero.
12 waves
A passing tram stops everyone at the crossings.
12 waves
A drawbridge that lifts, and boats that land a crew past it.
12 waves
Steep zig-zags: slow uphill, fast downhill, bigger splashes in the rain.
12 waves
Two roads cross under lanterns that give your units extra reach.
12 waves
Three gates, one avenue to the Palace, and a boss who gets back up once.
15 wavesEach unit has three levels, and the last one is a choice between two versions. Stars you win buy lasting upgrades in the shop, and you can reset them for free.
The Bubble Blower, Lemonade Stand, Traffic Warden and Tax Office open after you win Market Street. Later districts bring forklifts, couriers, fog machines and a parade float.
No blood, no weapons, nobody dies. Guards get knocked over by tomatoes and paint and run home. Marchers yawn at boring speeches and walk home for a nap. Greyvania and Marshal Gloom are made up, so the game is about colour against boredom, not about any real country or person.
Yes. It's free to play in your browser on phone or computer, with no download and no sign-up.
Press play and the game goes full screen in portrait. Tap a glowing spot to build, tap a unit to upgrade it, and tap the road to send your hero there. Everything sits within reach of one thumb.
No. Greyvania and Marshal Gloom are made up. The game is a cartoon about colour against boredom, not about any real place or person.
No. There is no blood and nobody dies. Guards get knocked over and run home; marchers yawn and walk home for a nap.
Neither. Both sides use the same numbers for every unit, enemy and wave; only the looks and words change.
Yes. Stars, upgrades and opened districts save in your browser on this device.